French Swearing Calendar 2027 | Learn French Slang & Swear Words | Funny French Gift | A3 Wall Calendar | Adult Language Learning Gift

Learn the French they never taught you at school.

Forget bonjour and comment allez-vous…

This calendar teaches the words you’ll actually hear in cafés, bars, football matches and everyday conversations across France.

Each month focuses on one iconic French swear word or slang expression, explaining:

• pronunciation

• literal meaning

• when it’s actually used

• six authentic example phrases

• natural English translations

Designed in a clean, colourful Bauhaus-inspired style, it’s equally at home in an office, kitchen, study or living room.

Whether you’re learning French yourself or buying for someone who is, it’s a funny conversation piece that also teaches genuine everyday language.

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Includes

✓ Authentic French slang

✓ Real expressions used by native speakers

✓ Pronunciation guides

✓ English translations

✓ Minimalist modern design

✓ Choose your own calendar start month

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Sample words featured

• Putain

• Merde

• Con

• Bordel

• Faire chier

(and many more…)

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Product Details

• A3 Wall Calendar (297 × 420 mm)

• Premium full-colour print

• Wire bound with hanging hook

• Monthly calendar layout

• Spacious writing boxes

• Professionally designed

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Perfect Gift For

• French learners

• Students

• Teachers

• Language lovers

• Study abroad gifts

• University students

• Expats

• Travellers

• Secret Santa

• Birthdays

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Please Note

This calendar contains authentic French swear words and slang intended for educational purposes.

Recommended for adults.